Hack Attack!

I'm beginning to become a web programmer. I've been studying Visual Basic 2005, and Java 2 shortly. I really would like to become a full-blown programmer for the web. I have so many ideas, but I just don't know where to start. Being my age, life is just beginning its long journey.

If

If only I could be less shy
If only I could talk a bit more to you
If only I could smile often enough
If only I could tell you the truth.


Continue

Challenges of your strength lie ahead
Continue
Misfortunes will befall you
Continue
The two will become one
Discontinue
The two will haunt you
Continue?


Define Perfect

I look at the IQ test
I'm only eight or nine at the time
Circles with intersecting triangles
(With two lines going through the triangle)
Different versions of each shape in each picture
In gray, black or white
No instructions
Except to choose
A
B
Or C
What kind of perfect
Were these people looking for?


Epic Fail

Oops! I tripped.
Epic Fail.
Oops! I got ketchup on my folder!
Epic Fail.
Oops! I broke your heart!
Epic Fail.